SPLITZ Returns!!

Guess the director/producer/viacomm would hav thought "we haven't troubled the viewers enough", thats y they striked again with their second round of non-stop non-sense!

This time they wanted to award Shitsvilla contestants... "Excuse me!! Are you trying to imitate the Film fare or something???"............. There are somethings which change for everything else there is "Splitzvilla" :)

Anwyz....

The categories of awards rolled out is as follows...

"The most dramatic entry to Spitsvilla" - You said it for yourself.... it was "dramatic".. Should we dwell more on this?!?!

"The most romantic moment" - Every moment was dramatic how did they choose the winner??

"The most shocking dumping" - Buddy.... every dumping was a shock... you'll ensured it..... Then why dis category

"The most unfortunate dumping" - Shouldn't it be fortunate.. for she wouldn't have to suffer more of Splitsville! :)

"The most romantic date" - Eureka!! I thot dates were meant to be romantic!

"The most craziest girl" - Tell me who among those wasn't!

"Best Cat Fight" - There was only 1 nomination and it was declared as the winner!!!

"The most unfortunate girl" - I am not commenting on this!!

"Miss.Einstein" - ?!?!? All were equally dumb!

[ Why do you'll forget.... someone didn't know what T9 stood for!..... On the other hand someone took time to realize 15 + 15 + 10 = 45 ?!??!? ]

You know wat....... We shouldn't be surprised if Splitzvilla team comes back to life and start observing Vishal and Shraddha!!For it is obvious, they wouldn't get into a relationship. Now they dump both (for lack of chemistry.... bcoz on the show it was all a gimmick) & promote Varun & Prianca as VJs!! They are capable of doing this ppl..... :)

Man a couple of weeks of Splitzvilla and i have started thinking like dem!! Eeks i hav been Splitzvillized............ I better stop right here!!

But, Before i stop yapping..........

An observation: This time RanVijay was dressed normally!!

Ranvijay: You didn't follow the dresscode!

Beware... during your appraisal this would be considered as a -ve point!! :)

As it is there is a lot of downsizing going on now-a-days!! So watchout!

The usual disclaimer: I woz flippin' channels and the above mentioned categories were highlighted....... There was more i guess!!

But, pls refrain from assuming I went thro this SHIT!!

SPITSVILLA | SHITSVILLA | FAKESVILA | SPLITSVILLA - Wat is it?

Lets take a sneak peek on wassappenin wid the idiot box...

"Where love is War..." Yeah am gonna yap about "Vodafone Presents MTV Splitsvilla - Where Love is War".

The Usual:

Disclaimer - Those of you who don watch it, i ain't sure if this blogs gonna be of nuisance value to u. So take the call!

Been a couple of weeks that i've got addicted to watching "SHITSVILLA / FAKEVILLA".Man!! Everytime I get to watch it.... This question oft surfaces up in my mind "Are they really looking for a VJ?? OR is it a hunt for a Politician??".

Every episode looks so perfectly planned. The SPARKS that contestants trigger while leaving the show after being DUMPED by the Boyz right since the first episode till the episode where Shraddha is declared winner.

It looks so fake & the director ensured that it looks like an EDITED footage. Shitsvilla team if that is what you'll had intended to do............Kudos!! You'll have aced at doing that. Is this a new Trend?!?!?!? A Reality / Talent hunt Show made as a script for a SOAP!

If they were trying to make the audience feel that the show is live and Real - Team; We aren't stupid enuf to buy it all.

The best part rolls out here, When in between ads you find a scroll - "For uncensored videos log on to MSN.com.........."

Buddy........... If the Censored version (which is being aired every saturday) can contain glimpses of contestants uttering FCUK, BSATARD and BTICH with a BEEP (I dont really understand y do they beep those words wen one can figure out which word is used without breaking a sweat) as every third word in their sentence, and to top the charts Varun n Bianca almost getting intimate during the Vodafone Second Chance!!!!! There is lot to add to the list lemme haul here.

Am inquisitive ta know What exactly happens in the Uncensored version?!?!?

When a contestant quits the show they ought to give a feedback about every secure contestant. SO lemme try that now.

YAMINI - GUess only this lady was her real self on the show. She maintained her inividuality. Ofcourse she was attracted to a couple o gals on the show. So i aint commenting on her sexual orientation! :D

BOSKI - When she was dumped by the boyz, she utters this to Varun - "If you do not find true love on the show, don't worry i'm jus a phone call away! I wont say i would fall in love with you. But i am sure, we can always work something out!" What are you getting at my dear lady??? Whatever, she deserves to be in politics and not in modelling! Lemme wish her luck.

PRIANCA - Well, the director ensured that she gets a BTICHY look. Somehow, I felt she deserved to win for she was really choosy with her words. If BOSKI played politics with her actions then i must say Prianca played it with her words. Finally actions spoke louder than words. But Boski, the spark with you triggered lasted long! :)

VARUN - The guy suffering with Saturday night fever! Finally, he learnt that SXE APPEAL is not equal to DANCING but being a TARZAN! All the best for you. But before i stop, you were a nut to choose Shraddha. Had you chosen Prianca/Heena, either of them would have given you a good chance to win. But, what can you do? Director saab forced you to do so! Else SHITSVILLA would have seemed like a reality show, so dont feel for it! I bet Ekta Kapoor would be eyeing on you. Check if you can get to play the role of a 5th grader in her SOAPS!

SHRADDHA & VISHAL - You'll looked like a lovely pair but anywayz, as the FAKESVILLA protocol demands i should bitch about you'll. Yaar both of you'll are way too soft to be a VJ's. And Vishal, you seriously need some SPOKEN ENG on the other hand Shraddha, you deserve some SPOKEN HINDI; I don't know why were you trying to imitate the accent that Katrina puts up?

Everyone who parted from SHITSVILLA spoke about all contestants! Why on earth didn't you'll feel like commenting on RANVIJAY??!?!?!?

But Ranvijay, don worry i am here to do the honours!

RanVijay - the anchor, The very guy who begins the Fake Show by Yelping "Ladddddddddies". He was so used to doing that, that in the last episode it made him address the boyz in the same fashion. Pity you Varun and Vishal!! :(

If you think only Mentally retarded wear a (WHITE) Tie with Short Shirt and 3/4ths and how can i miss a blazer as well!! Time for a change in opinion ppl! Hosts of such useless Shows have come up with a Dresscode, like how Ranvijay flashed in FAKESVILLA!

So watch out for this Warning next time when you flipping channels. :)

That's all from me folks, meet you next week same time same place till then don't forget to tune into Blogspot.com for more nonstop nonsense! :)