SPLITZ Returns!!

Guess the director/producer/viacomm would hav thought "we haven't troubled the viewers enough", thats y they striked again with their second round of non-stop non-sense!

This time they wanted to award Shitsvilla contestants... "Excuse me!! Are you trying to imitate the Film fare or something???"............. There are somethings which change for everything else there is "Splitzvilla" :)

Anwyz....

The categories of awards rolled out is as follows...

"The most dramatic entry to Spitsvilla" - You said it for yourself.... it was "dramatic".. Should we dwell more on this?!?!

"The most romantic moment" - Every moment was dramatic how did they choose the winner??

"The most shocking dumping" - Buddy.... every dumping was a shock... you'll ensured it..... Then why dis category

"The most unfortunate dumping" - Shouldn't it be fortunate.. for she wouldn't have to suffer more of Splitsville! :)

"The most romantic date" - Eureka!! I thot dates were meant to be romantic!

"The most craziest girl" - Tell me who among those wasn't!

"Best Cat Fight" - There was only 1 nomination and it was declared as the winner!!!

"The most unfortunate girl" - I am not commenting on this!!

"Miss.Einstein" - ?!?!? All were equally dumb!

[ Why do you'll forget.... someone didn't know what T9 stood for!..... On the other hand someone took time to realize 15 + 15 + 10 = 45 ?!??!? ]

You know wat....... We shouldn't be surprised if Splitzvilla team comes back to life and start observing Vishal and Shraddha!!For it is obvious, they wouldn't get into a relationship. Now they dump both (for lack of chemistry.... bcoz on the show it was all a gimmick) & promote Varun & Prianca as VJs!! They are capable of doing this ppl..... :)

Man a couple of weeks of Splitzvilla and i have started thinking like dem!! Eeks i hav been Splitzvillized............ I better stop right here!!

But, Before i stop yapping..........

An observation: This time RanVijay was dressed normally!!

Ranvijay: You didn't follow the dresscode!

Beware... during your appraisal this would be considered as a -ve point!! :)

As it is there is a lot of downsizing going on now-a-days!! So watchout!

The usual disclaimer: I woz flippin' channels and the above mentioned categories were highlighted....... There was more i guess!!

But, pls refrain from assuming I went thro this SHIT!!